Wormgear Mall
The Wormgear Mall in Happier Times
Not that long ago, happy shoppers could come to Wormgear Mall, a vast nuclear powered shopping experience where prices were never low -- but it always seemed they might be. Aside from constant human disasters and amazing displays of anti-personnel firepower on the part of the |
mall police, Wormgear Mall was a lovely place to unwind and relax as you allowed your credit card to lead you to certain doom. Wormgear Mall ads were aired on many radio stations -- most of which have also changed irrevocably since those wild times. |
To hear some vintage Wormgear Mall stuff, strap yourself in, take a deep breath
and push the pulsating button.
